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The Supreme Leader


Having just discovered this sub yesterday, I humbly appear before the court to ask if I have been the victim of a pizza crime.

As evidence I will submit two photos. One photo shows the pizza, named The Supreme Leader, that is pictured on the menu of a local establishment. I had never ordered from this place before and I don’t normally order supreme pizza, but damn if this picture didn’t make my mouth water.

Fast forward to me eagerly opening the box and I’m greeted by the actual Supreme Leader. The sadness and feeling of betrayal was real. And yeah, I still ate that shit. But boy was I pissed.

I’ll let you be the judge

by Anoobius_

21 Comments

  1. KING_TAKATA

    The name should have given it away.

    Nothing good has ever or will ever come from anything titled “Supreme Leader”.

  2. co1lectivechaos

    Hello where are the green peppers? It’s burned and malformed to boot. Crime!!

  3. drblah11

    That looks like an acceptable pie and completely edible, this is not a worthy submission

  4. 2020mademejoinreddit

    They Aladeened this pizza. You should get an Aladeen for this. Absolutely Aladeen.

  5. Omega21886

    I’ve had frozen pizzas that looked much better than that (idk the price of the accused so I can’t say FOR SURE if it’s much more expensive but it’s likely)

  6. krissycole87

    Oh my!! You, friend, are in fact the victim of a pizza crime. Sending hugs. May your recovery be swift.

  7. fartsfromhermouth

    I agree, guilty as charged. Over cooked and deceptively advertised

  8. Tombolion

    Please tell me you got this monstrosity refunded?!

  9. Over_Writing467

    The first picture is how North Korea thinks it looks and the second is reality. To the gulag with this pizza and 3 generations of its family.

  10. TheAbsoluteBarnacle

    Size, shape, and toppings are pretty bad. Not as advertised. If I paid more than $8 for this, I’d be sad

  11. OkReview2075

    ![gif](giphy|wUTUBrRYwxMVW)

    Where the hell are the green peppahs??

  12. Nyanzeenyan

    Seems more like civil matter than criminal

  13. ABarInFarBombay

    I tried this pizza once. I immediately felt kim jong ill.

  14. Eidson-Fly

    Hmm..I’ve eaten worse. Gimme 2 slices please

  15. Good_Put4199

    Are you sure you were sent the right pizza? The complete absence of bell peppers is weird considering their abundance in the picture as clearly a main ingredient, unless you asked for them to be removed.

  17. obsidian_green

    You’re definitely the victim of false advertising.